Live! from the 'Insert-Foot-in-Mouth-Here' Department, Don Pearson of Greenfield Labs’ community relations department is quoted in the Indy Eye as saying: "We own the land on both sides of the road, therefore we technically own the road." Hey Don, if 'you' "own" the road then why ask the County for permission to close them?  Attention farmers: you've got land on boths sides of a road? Don's just shown you the way to join up your land and rid it of those pesky cars that get all jammed up behind your tractor.
- The Indianapolis Eye